MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
but imagine if there were dragons
you punks are all so daft
boy if you keep making these puns, we are gonna fall out
These puns are bound to cause some kind of panic at the disco
She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
after all, it takes a very special brand of infinite stupidity to be all happy and lovey-dovey in a situation like this
"bucky is a villain"
"bucky is the new loki"
"bucky is a brainwashed assassin who is generally a good guy but is forced to do bad things"
rdj and fluffalo standing together giggling, huddled over their phones as they tweet each other
When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it
OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*
Bucky knows what’s up